Angelic Personality Admirer Pillows

"She's a really valuable addition to our customer service team."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Wash your hands

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Angel Swing

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...