Angelic Aesthetic Admirer Pillows

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Cat Heaven.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Angel and ecology

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."