Angelic Aesthetic Admirer Pillows

"I never knew we got to choose argon or neon!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

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"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Angel and ecology

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"