Angelic Aesthetic Lover Pillows

The square halo.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Smashed harp...

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Cat Heaven.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."