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The square halo.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

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The Angel's Share

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Smashed harp...

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."