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"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

The Assumption of Mary

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

The Angel's Share

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

I have some really bad news for you.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Angel with a lollipop.

A season for Santas

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Death of the pope.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I see my wife made it in.'

"A spot near the almighty!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'