Old School Angel Admirer Pillows

"He's an old school angel."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

"What old school? This is my life."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Wash your hands