Old School Angel Admirer Gifts

"He's an old school angel."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands