Angels Admirer Gifts

In case of emergency call 1-800-GOD-1.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Angel Music

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands