Angels Appreciator Gifts

"I forgot my safe word."

"Not you again! I've told you before, your case has gone to appeal and you should hear something in the next two to three thousand years."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Edvard Grieg.

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"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

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'He was a very good dog.'

Angel and ecology