Angels Appreciator Prints

"I forgot my safe word."

"Not you again! I've told you before, your case has gone to appeal and you should hear something in the next two to three thousand years."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Edvard Grieg.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Cat Heaven.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'