Angelic Advisor Appreciator Prints

"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'