Angelic Appreciators Prints

"Whaddaya know - 'Made in hell by former sweatshop owners.'"

'After reading all of these glowing obituaries, I thought you'd be taller.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Assumption of Mary

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Arch of Triumph Save

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I still hate you."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Cat Heaven.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."