Angelic Admirers Prints

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

Angel with Halo walking dog with Halo.

'Mind if I smoke?'

"We're engaged!"

'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

"God sounds too pretentious I prefer 'The Original Stay-At-Home Dad'."

Football

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Snow Devil

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

Angel Music

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Postcards from Heaven...

"I don't see HIS name on it."