Angelic Aficionados Prints

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Look man, no wings!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."