Angelic Fans Prints

"I prefer 'murder survivor'."

Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Shoe repair

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Water Balloons.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

'No hitchhikers!'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Football

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'