Angelic Fans Pillows

"I prefer 'murder survivor'."

Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Shoe repair

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Water Balloons.

'No hitchhikers!'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

Football

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'