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Devil climbing ladder into heaven.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Shoe repair

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Bip."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Next World Tours

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"I haven't changed my facebook status."