Angel Enthusiasts Pillows

Concierge in Heaven

'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?'

'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'

A stranger in paradise.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Cough Mixture for Angels

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

'Couldn't take the heat?'

Don Knotts (Barney Fife) arrives in heaven.

'It's too late for a second opinion, Mrs. Crenshaw.'

The Lark Ascending

"Now I get it - we couldn't take it with us because there's no place to put it."

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

"I get the feeling he's a smoker."

"... he's not a big fan of Boss's Day."

"Going up or down?"

"Well, for what it's worth, I got the number plate."

Did heaven lose an Angel?

'Yee-haw! Ride'm cowboy!'

"My guardian angel - you!"

Will make Shepherds Sore Afraid for Food

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

Tempting Angels

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Pardon Me

"Turn off your halo! We need to save energy!"

Angel Fishing

"Breakfast is ready!"

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"