Angel Enthusiast Pillows

"Surprise!"

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'Yeah, I knew you got wings when you went to heaven, but this isn't what I had in mind!'

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'

"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

He has visions of world peace, he hears angels,he's mad, bring me drugs!

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

'...dunno what happened...on the way up here, I smacked into this turkey vulture and...'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'You're using your angel to save on air conditioning?'

'It's the school uniform.'

Doctor to angel: 'I wish you would have come to me sooner.'

Angels flock to a bird-feeder.

Divine Intervention

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'I'm afraid this is all we have for the time being. We've run out of Haloes.'

'You brought BAGELS?'

"I'm referring you to a veterinarian."

'Well, of course you're upset ? you should never watch your own autopsy!:

"Next, we are no longer to refer to Satan as his 'opposite number'."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"I know this is heaven! This is the lightest I've ever been"

'It may already be too late.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'I'll have to put you on a waiting list - The birth rate is way down.'

"You're probably wondering. 'why do I need life insurance' - right?"

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

An employer is speaking to employees at a meeting saying-' Listen up everyone. . . we have a VERY unexpected speaker who is going to get this company moving in the right direction. Please welcome Michael, the Archangel!'

'I was innocent.'