Angel Enthusiast Prints

"Surprise!"

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'Yeah, I knew you got wings when you went to heaven, but this isn't what I had in mind!'

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'

He has visions of world peace, he hears angels,he's mad, bring me drugs!

"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'...dunno what happened...on the way up here, I smacked into this turkey vulture and...'

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

'It may already be too late.'

Angels flock to a bird-feeder.

'I was innocent.'

An employer is speaking to employees at a meeting saying-' Listen up everyone. . . we have a VERY unexpected speaker who is going to get this company moving in the right direction. Please welcome Michael, the Archangel!'

Doctor to angel: 'I wish you would have come to me sooner.'

'You're using your angel to save on air conditioning?'

"It's a straightforward operation, but there can be complications such as; growing wings and wearing a halo."

"Next, we are no longer to refer to Satan as his 'opposite number'."

"I know this is heaven! This is the lightest I've ever been"

'I'm afraid this is all we have for the time being. We've run out of Haloes.'

Blessings in disguise.

'I'll have to put you on a waiting list - The birth rate is way down.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm referring you to a veterinarian."

'You brought BAGELS?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'Well, of course you're upset ? you should never watch your own autopsy!:

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'It's the school uniform.'

"You're probably wondering. 'why do I need life insurance' - right?"

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'