Ironic Angel Enthusiast Prints

'It's when it comes to the contesting of the will that you find out who your friends really were.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Bip."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."