Ironic Angel Enthusiast Gifts

'It's when it comes to the contesting of the will that you find out who your friends really were.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."