Angel Anecdotes Fan Gifts

"Can you pray again in a couple of hours? He's in a meeting."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Mexican angels.

Shoe repair

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."