Angel Enthusiasts Gifts

'Yes, we even have shoe shopping. We just refer to it as 'sole' searching.'

Concierge in Heaven

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?'

'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'

A stranger in paradise.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

'Couldn't take the heat?'

Don Knotts (Barney Fife) arrives in heaven.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Cough Mixture for Angels

'It's too late for a second opinion, Mrs. Crenshaw.'

The Lark Ascending

"What happened to our clothes..?"

Increase your wingspan!

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

"... he's not a big fan of Boss's Day."

"Looks as though we got out just in time!"

"Now I get it - we couldn't take it with us because there's no place to put it."

"I get the feeling he's a smoker."

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

"Going up or down?"

"Well, for what it's worth, I got the number plate."

Did heaven lose an Angel?

'Yee-haw! Ride'm cowboy!'

"My guardian angel - you!"

Will make Shepherds Sore Afraid for Food

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

Tempting Angels

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

Gods has caged angel as pet.