Angel Fanatic Gifts

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Hold it right there, fella!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"You run into a window, too?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Suite Hereafter

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Bip."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"