Angel Symbolism Fanatics Gifts

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Shoe repair

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

The Lark Ascending

Gods has caged angel as pet.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Supply was out of harps.

'No hitchhikers!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Angel learning to fly...

Water Balloons.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Smashed harp...