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Well, if it isn't my useless guardian angel pig ... What do you want? Could you lend me twenty bucks?

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Shoe repair

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Supply was out of harps.

Smashed harp...

Angel learning to fly...

"Awkward!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Water Balloons.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'No hitchhikers!'

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."