Angel Fanatic Mugs

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Hold it right there, fella!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Suite Hereafter

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You run into a window, too?"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Shoe repair

Mexican angels.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"