Angel Fans Mugs

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

'Yes, it takes a while to find the right cycle on the washer!'

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

'You'll love my new boyfriend, Dad. He's a real angel.'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"Just what I thought... Bad shock absorbers."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Shoe repair

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Next World Tours

"I opted for the upgrades."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."