Angelic Aficionado Prints

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

"I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings."

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'No offense, but those are the stupidest last words I've ever heard.'

'First the Berlin Wall comes down, and now this!'

'Yeah, well, it's not as good as Disneyland.'

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."