Angelic Aficionado Mugs

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

"I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'No offense, but those are the stupidest last words I've ever heard.'

'First the Berlin Wall comes down, and now this!'

'Yeah, well, it's not as good as Disneyland.'

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'