Angelic Amusement Enthusiast Mugs

Halo Frisbee.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Local News in Heaven

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."

'I had multiple personalities.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Your angel is always with you