Angelic Antics Aficionado Mugs

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Movie Angel

Death of the pope.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb