Angelic Amusement Fan Mugs

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Saint Peter using a security screening.

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'