Angelic Amusement Fan Pillows

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Saint Peter using a security screening.

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Take Out

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Death of the pope.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'