Angelic Adorers Prints

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Wash your hands

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Zagat Rated.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.