Angelic Adorers Gifts

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

Wash your hands

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.