Angelic Art Appreciator Prints

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Assumption of Mary

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Angel playing music

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Arch of Triumph Save

The Angel's Share

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'