Angelic Art Appreciator Mugs

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"How can you be out of wings?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Angel playing music

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

The Angel's Share

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"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."