Angelic Appreciator Mugs

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

'It's okay, they're holy smokes.'

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

"It isn't that I'm not happy to see your mother. I just thought she'd be ... elsewhere."

"What are you in for?"

"It's a 'get reincarnated soon' card."

'Who needs choirs of Cherubim and Seraphim?'

Fallen angel

'Listen up!'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Sky Heaven.

'Three to curiosity,two for stupidly not landing on my feet, and four, ironically, walking under ladders.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'All I know is I walked into a Bed, Bath and Beyond place.'

'All i remember, I was texting a lengthy message while my GPS System was going blank!'

'Emiliano!The last time we met you were wearing a sombrero!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'It says here that the Governor's phone call was just three minutes too late. But hey, they've given you a posthumous pardon.'

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

"...They seem to be having a better time in fool's paradise."

'Where's my halo? I'm here on ninety days probation period.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Would you stop acting territorial? ALL dogs end up here.

"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

After-Death Mints

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."