Ironic Angel Appreciator Mugs

'The last thing I heard was 'Go on, you've got the right of way!''

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

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An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

Heaven Security Checks.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."