Humorous Angel Enthusiast Mugs

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'T.M.I.F.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

The Reason for Storms

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I opted for the upgrades."

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'