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'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

An amplified harp

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Next World Tours

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."