Angel Antics Appreciator Mugs

"What are the last four digits of your social security number?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

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Basic economy

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'