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"What are the last four digits of your social security number?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Basic economy

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"I still hate you."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Elf on the Top Shelf

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

Cat Heaven.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.