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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

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The Goalkeeper

Halo Frisbee.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

Jenga!!!

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Punk Angel

"Have't seen this before...I'll need to ask the boss."

Heavenly meetings.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Maybe it's infected."