Angel Antics Pillows

"You're not a bird at a car wash. Stop it!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

The Goalkeeper

Halo Frisbee.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Suite Hereafter

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

Jenga!!!

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Punk Angel

Heavenly meetings.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Maybe it's infected."