Angel Of Antics Pillows

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Stubborn Horse

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

Dog ignores angry cat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Namastayyy

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"