Angel Of Antics Prints

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Stubborn Horse

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Halo Frisbee.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Keyboard in Heaven

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"