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"He can't see us from there, can he?"

'T.M.I.F.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Heavenly Take Out

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Death of the pope.

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."