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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Death of the pope.

'When is break time around here?'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'